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"When buying baked goods I always ask myself, ""are you prepared to eat this in the parking lot?"""
"Physics joke Yo mama so fat she has a spin of 2"
"A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it."
"What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire? Roasting a chicken."
"My girlfriend told me I needed to be more affectionate... So I got a second girlfriend."
"""What's the matter with your dinner ?"" ""Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what I've eaten !"""
"In many U.S. States offenders receive a harsher penalty for hitting a dog than they do for hitting a woman. That's outrageous either way you're slapping a bitch"
"Have you seen the new movie about Auschwitz? The plot was interesting but actors could have put more soul into their characters. It was a hollow cast."
"Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek? A: One."