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Joke of the Day
"Valentine's Day card idea: I'm like good sushi... You can eat me raw. Happy Valentine's Day!"
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"I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He insists he can stop at anytime."
"So i made a joke about paper.. but it was tearable"
"Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house? because he has gnocchi"
"Can somebody explain to me the uproar over the CEO editing posts? I mean... what part of Chief Editing Officer don't these people understand?"
"My girlfriend and I had a threeso last night... It's like a threesome but it didn't include me."
"Rearrange these words: 1) PNEIS 2) HTILER 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE Did you read..........Spine, Lither, Ginger and Subtext?"
"I really like being a trophy husband. I just wish I wasn't a participation trophy."
"That group of millionaires owned by that one millionaire is beating that other group of millionaires owned by that other millionaire. Yes!!!"
"Son: can I go? Dad: storm coming, tornado warnings Son: yeah I know Dad: wait for your brother to get home, he can continue the bloodline"