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Joke of the Day

"Can somebody explain to me the uproar over the CEO editing posts? I mean... what part of Chief Editing Officer don't these people understand?"

"I wanted to tell you an UDP joke But you won't get it."

"I HATE stereo-types.. Samsung, Sony, Toshiba, doesn't matter. Can't stand 'em."

"Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed... First favourite is cake."

"Do you guys ever bite your tongue by accident? Do you guys ever hit a homeless man then just keep driving?"

"I really dislike the ""N"" word... I don't even like saying vinegar."

"Veggietales is making a version of 50 Shades of Grey... It's called ""The Artichoke Hearts""."

"Whoever taught my five-year-old daughter how to ""air quote,"" I need to speak with you privately."

"Did you know Robert E. Lee was an honor student in high school? He was also voted most likely to secede."

"Did you hear about the convicted grammar Nazi? He was *sentenced* to death"