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Joke of the Day
"I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He insists he can stop at anytime."
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"[Couples counseling] ""It's not good to keep these things bottles up, you know"" Okay, fine *opens jar of wasps*"
"Why no, stranger, I CAN'T believe how early it gets dark now despite the fact this phenomena has occurred every single year of my existence."
"I like my men like I like my coffee... I don't like coffee."
"If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, ""In Jesus name, amen,"""
"If you think sex is just filling her hole Then you're a civil engineer, not a lover"
"Sometimes I think ""What would Dexter do""?"
"What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element? XeNON."
"Why is Hitler's Favorite Animal the Cheetah? Because they are the Facist animals within existence."
"America where we celebrate Memorial Day with mattress sales."