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Joke of the Day

"Why do you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp? She's probably thick and tired of it."

"What is a goal keepers favourite snack ? Beans on post !"

"People who argue on their cell phones in public should have to do it on speakerphone so the rest of us can get both sides"

"50% of Asians have cataracts. The other 50% drive rinkins."

"The White Walkers don't need to attack The Known World as they all kill each other there anyway."

"6yo lured girls to our beach umbrella by shaking a bag of Cheetos at them & it worked so guys, feel free to steal his fool-proof method."

"Had to replace the condom I carry around in my wallet yesterday Just heard they have a 5 year expiry date."

"Her: What do you do? Me: Global prosthetics distribution. Her: You're an artificial limb salesman? Me: I prefer international arms dealer'."

"If i had a dollar for every Girl who found me unattractive... They will finally find me attractive"

"Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists."