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Joke of the Day

"Rearrange these words: 1) PNEIS 2) HTILER 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE Did you read..........Spine, Lither, Ginger and Subtext?"

"Behind every ladybug there's a gentleman bug who is tired of dealing with her."

"Where do Eskimos train their dogs ? In the mush room !"

"What do builders use to make websites? Com.crete."

"What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand? A microwave."

"Why was Slave Leia covered in cum and picking hair out of her mouth? She's into Chewkaki."

"Particles make up everything! Fucking liars."

"Why was everyone scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender"

"I heard it was medically impossible for a quack doctor to make me straight But my chiropractor managed to realign my spine. He was kinda cute too."

"I opened a door for a girl, but then the crowd flow never stopped so I've been holding this door open for 3 days. Send help."