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Joke of the Day

"Rearrange these words: 1) PNEIS 2) HTILER 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE Did you read..........Spine, Lither, Ginger and Subtext?"

"What's your favorite city in China? Taiwan"

"Why are all lesbians ill? They lack vitamin D"

"A bear walks into a bar.. *Goes up to the bartender* Bear: ""Hi, I'd like a gin...................and tonic."" Bartender: ""Sure, but what's with the big pause?"" *bear looks at own paws*"

"My family said if I don't get a Facebook, they'd all get a Twitter I sacrificed myself for all of twitter kind I'm the Jesus of social media"

"How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors? Through ex-spear-i-mints."

"What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? Goesintight."

"Winnie the Pooh band-aids may look cute but are useless on stab wounds."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Dad, I'm over here."

"How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb? None they all screw in sleeping bags."