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Joke of the Day

"Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house? because he has gnocchi"

"When an oppressed people demand a democracy I wonder if they realize we created obesity, the piano neck tie, and Keanu Reeves."

"A clown was walking by yesterday with a load of red socks turns out it was both of his boots"

"An illegal immigrant and a pedophile got into a fight... It was the real life version of Alien vs Predator"

"Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer? Because he had been told to ice it."

"What's the difference between your wife and your job? After 5 years your job still sucks."

"The three unwritten rules of life 1. 2. 3."

"Ford, Fiat, BMW Fix Or Repair Daily Fix It Again Tony Break My Window"

"Q: Why don't blondes like buttered toast? A: They can't figure out which side the butter goes on."

"Friend: Dow dropped 45 points yesterday. Me: I don't follow basketball."