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Joke of the Day
"Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house? because he has gnocchi"
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"It's like ""society"" expects you to wear ""different clothes"" every day."
"Where did vampires go to first in America? New-fang-land."
"[interrupts history professor] THAT HAPPENED ON MY BIRTHDAY"
"Hey TV producers! Create a show for white people called ""Brunch Wars"". You're welcome."
"They should make fortune cookies with more obtainable fortunes: You will vacuum the living room. You will run into the coffee table."
"What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure? Zoolander"
"The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters So Trump can't tweet it"
"Who do you call when your x wing is stolen The poelice"
"No thanks, fantasy football. I already have a fantasy boyfriend, a fantasy sex life & a fantasy bank account. I'm good."