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Joke of the Day
"They should rename the SA80 to Bob Marley Because it's always jammin'"
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"Lost my watch at a party... Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to the dude, punched him straight in the nose. No one does that to a girl. ^not ^^on ^^^my ^^^^watch."
"Donald Trump has written several books on business... and they all end in chapter eleven. Credit to Triumph for that one."