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Joke of the Day

"Accidentally walked into a mosque ""This isn't where I'm supposed to *be headed*"""

"Brussel sprouts are like blow jobs If you get 'em forced down your throat young you'll never have a taste for them when you're older"

"Great jokes are like miscarriage. They never get old."

"Remember when waking up early on Saturday mornings involved cartoons and not untagging photos on Facebook?"

"Donald trump was caught masturbating during a rally, He was blowing his own trumpet."

"Why was Luke Skywalker convicted of rape ? He used the force ."

"My mood ring was recently stolen. I'm not sure how I feel about it."

"What happens when a T-rex gets strep? His throat becomes saurus."

"My retirement plan is pretty much dependent on the Mayans being right."

"Why did no one like the Eskimo accountant? Because he was cold and calculating."