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Joke of the Day

"P is for psychic.... Pumpkin squash!!"

"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre So he gives her one."

"I was going to buy some classical music CDs... But I was too baroque."

"What month was King Kong born in? Ape-ril"

"A summary of all Jewish holidays: They tried to kill us. We won. Lets eat."

"*2 year old runs by screaming* *72 ducks chasing her* ""YOU HAVE TO LET GO OF THE BREAD."""

"Daughter: How was your day, Daddy? Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS!?!"

"Q: Why were screams coming from the kitchen? A: The cook was beating the eggs."

"What do they call a dog in Iraq? A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself"

"[gathers around casket and see's it's full of gatorade] uh oh, then that means [grandma's body is being dumped over the winning coach]"