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Joke of the Day

"What would you doooooooo? for a klondike bar?"

"The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord."

"Where do cats go on vacation? Maui."

"My girlfriend feels she needs 72 half-empty bottles of stuff in her shower & if I even look at them, they all throw themselves on the floor"

"Reminding Dad I'm too old for adoption really bums him out because that was one of his favorite threats when I was growing up"

"The mullet is a helmet for domestic violence."

"My dog died recently. It was really hard for the whole family. But it was even harder to flush her down the toilet."

"I cumfonted my girlfriend this morning... What did she have to say? Get me a towel."

"Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral? The guest of honor always shows up late!"

"What do you call people who use the pull-out method? Mom and Dad."