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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I can't date you because I'm seeing anybody else."
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"Do you know what ""La Quinta"" means in Spanish? Next to Denny's"
"My poem I dig... You dig... We dig... He digs... She digs... They dig... Now it's not a very beautiful poem, but it's quite deep"
"There's a button on this hotel phone that says, ""Pizza"". I may never leave."
"Obama proved a black man can even be president.. And that no matter how high up a black man gets he can't get out of government housing!"
"With my luck, I could jump in a barrel full of titties.... ...and come out sucking my thumb."
"[NSFW] What does a vagina and the weather have in common? When its wet its time to go inside"
"What noise does a Hebrew train make? Jew jew!"
"Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? Just the people who were in charge of that decision."
"Kinda scared for 2017 Because 2+0+1+7 is 10 - the exact number of nipples Hitler would have if he had 8 more"