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Joke of the Day

"My great grandma started to giggle at a barbecue and when I asked what's funny she said "" everyone here is alive because I got laid ""."

"I'm at a bar in the United States and there's still a lot of white people who are way too confident with their dancing abilities."

"why did the hipster burn his tounge? because he ate the pizza before it was cool."

"New idea for Mythbusters: Find an honest politician."

"Clever Commas If your Uncle Jack helped you get off an elephant, would you help your uncle, jack off an elephant."

"A bar walks into a bar Haha I have no idea where I was going with this please don't be mean I thought it was going to be funny."

"The average speed of ejaculation is 28 mph. Which, unfortunately, makes it illegal to ejaculate in a school zone when children are present."

"Sometimes my sense of humour is so dark... ... It picks cotton"

"Why do bananas wear suntan lotion? Because they peel."

"Here's another great Ellen Pao Joke [deleted]"