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Joke of the Day
"Chanting ""I'm not creepy"" in front of a mirror doesn't make you feel any less creepy."
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"Soo.... baltimore. Probably not the best idea to burn down a cvs pharmacy. The entire city needs a chill pill."
"Shout out to slugs for doing everything a snail does without a helmet"
"So Tim Cook (CEO of Apple) came out as gay ....I guess that's why all of their products suck dick."
"Hello (Sorry for my English)"
"So, this woman stopped to ask me if my hair color was ""supposed to look natural."" My hair is purple, guys. Purple."
"My fav sci-fi this year is the Bank of America ad where the 30 year old dude with a new baby has $56k in his checking account."
"If a redditor who is going into labour posts an original content (picture) of her in the ward... Is it polite to say ""OP will deliver?"""
"I still can't believe it when someone in the bathroom stall next to me is talking on the phone I mean, who TALKS on the phone"
"Whenever someone asks if I'm a robot I tell them no I'm androidgynous."