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Joke of the Day

"My friend is an idiot. Both of us spot a gorgeous woman standing about 30 feet away. Friend: What should I do? Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change..."

"How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb? None of your fuckin business!"

"What is easy to register for, but something you never want? Sex offender."

"My brain is like Internet Explorer Slow, rarely used, and needs some things deleted from its history"

"Important Work Of 21st Century... The 21st century: Where Deleting history is more important than making it."

"What's the difference between your mom and 3 dicks? Your mom can't take a joke."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered six offender."

"What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Drop it Ni**a (sorry for the offensive word)"

"What do you call a group of whales playing music together? An Orcastra"

"So a horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants. The horse unable to understand english, shits on the floor and leaves"