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Joke of the Day

"I still can't believe it when someone in the bathroom stall next to me is talking on the phone I mean, who TALKS on the phone"

"I met a farmer who genetically altered a chicken to have six legs so his kids didn't fight over the drumsticks. I asked him how it tasted. He said he didn't know. He couldn't catch it."

"Is this why we're in a recession? Because babies were trading our stocks?"

"I was going to buy a book on phobias But I was afraid it wasn't going to work"

"If it was Pink Floyds way... They would have all of us shot!"

"My friend has Tourettes. He doesn't have a bank account. He has a swear jar."

"Jennifer Aniston is always cast in the same role because she's a victim of Rachel profiling."

"I want to make a puzzle that says ""Get a job"" after its completed."

"Some people want Puerto Rico to become the 51st State... I say let's do it, and find two more new states. Then we'd have 53 states. A nice PRIME number... ONE NATION - INDIVISIBLE"

"Why did the horse fail German? Because he could only say, ""neighn!"""