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"A lion walks the desert and sees an armored knight. ""Oh no, not canned meat again!"""
"Thanks to Hurricane Sandy, my Facebook feed changed everybody from political analysts to weather people."
"""So, do you play any instruments?"" Me: *slaps knees for 30 minutes straight without breaking eye contact*"
"What was the last thing that went through the fly's head when he hit the windshield? His ass."
"Why was the vegetable store robber embarrassed? He got caught taking a leek"
"So what if I can't spell ""Armageddon"" I mean, it's not the end of the world."
"If Trump and Hillary were stranded on a boat, who would survive?? America."
"Why don't jews have arranged marriage? They have no 'forced kin'. I'm so sorry"
"2 dads walk into a bar... One turns to the other and says ""that hurt""."