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Joke of the Day

"So Tim Cook (CEO of Apple) came out as gay ....I guess that's why all of their products suck dick."

"ok he'res funny joke lol."

"People are making end of the world jokes. Like there is no tomorrow."

"What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower? 10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head."

"What does the mafia and a girls pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in shit!"

"Meteorologists always have their heads in the clouds But gastroenterologists take shit seriously"

"My son found a SEVEN leaf clover on the neighbor's back porch! I don't have the heart to tell him that it's really a marijuana leaf."

"People are always impressed to hear that I graduated from Harvard at 16, but you can do anything you set your mind to if you just lie."

"From what I can piece together, this Pitbull character enjoys ""partying"""

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass..."