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Joke of the Day
"So Tim Cook (CEO of Apple) came out as gay ....I guess that's why all of their products suck dick."
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"A man and a boy are walking through the dark woods together Boy: Wow this is really scary Man: How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!!!"
"I only make mistakes when I'm around people who are observant."
"So i used to be terrible at asking for things in restaurants... I used to be too nervous to ask for condiments at restaurants... but one day i mustered the courage."
"What do you call a human that's now a cactus? A transplant."
"Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap."
"Did you know that Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? No, and neither did she."
"Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail."
"So an electric pole fell on my head today I couldn't believe it cause it was so shocking"
"They say kill 'em with kindness but it's much quicker if you just take their phone charger away."