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Joke of the Day
"Shout out to slugs for doing everything a snail does without a helmet"
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"My friend told his girlfriend that he wants lots of children It's pretty messed up how excited she got about dating a pedophile."
"[loud crashes] Me: What was that? 4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks."
"(NSFW) Know how I know you're gay? Your dick tastes like shit"
"Which weapon has the least amount of drawbacks? A bow."
"Life is like a box of chocolates... It goes by faster if you're fat."
"ho! ho! ho! why is Santas sack always full? Because he only comes once a year."
"So i just came back from a transformers convention... ...and boy, are my arms tires!"
"Dear lord, I thank you for these noodles I am about to eat. Ramen."
"Which actor is a dog's favorite? Bark Ruffaro"