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Joke of the Day

"Israel has an Olympic skier in Vancouver which makes me wonder if he thinks it's a shalom competition."

"I got a sweater for Xmas I appreciate it, but I would have preferred a screamer or a moaner."

"What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common? They both say insert Bill"

"Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia? A: His area of expertise is dodging armed conflict."

"Good Night, Sleep Tight, Don't let Mike Tyson bite."

"""Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Waldo, Not Waldo""--Where's Waldo Audiobook"

"Floyd Mayweather was asked about remarks made by critics on last night's fight. He said ""I don't tend to read into things"""

"I created a Harry Potter thread in ask reddit. I wanted Sirius replies only."

"What did the leper say to the prostitute after their session? ""Keep the tip."""

"The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!"