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Joke of the Day
"I got a sweater for Xmas I appreciate it, but I would have preferred a screamer or a moaner."
Next Joke
"Life is ironic. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without them."
"How much is Hillary Clinton's life insurance? Just one bill."
"Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with 5 guys? She came home with a big, red snapper."
"Two monkeys get into a bath... The first monkey says: ""OOOO OOO AHHHH AHHHH AHHHH"". The second monkey says: ""Put some cold in then."""
"if anyone has reason for these two not to wed, speak now or forever hold y- [brides dad stands up] ""SHE BRUSHES HER TEETH WITH HOT WATER"""
"I treat pavement like Tampax Because some bitches bleed on it!"
"Q: What cows give each other when they meet? A: A milkshake."
"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns but I soon realized that toucan play at that game."
"Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs."