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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cyril ! Cyril who ? Cyril thing - no imitations here !"

"What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise? The captains log"

"How does NASA prepare for an organized event? They planet!"

"What do you call a promise you can't keep? A campaign promise."

"CASHIER: $57.85 ME: do u accept food stamps C: of course M: sweet *presses my apple stamper to an ink pad* which hand do u want it on"

"An insect just flew into my bedroom and exploded. I think it was a Jihaddy Long Legs."

"What is it that separates humans from animals? The Mediterranean Sea"

"How do you best serve burned food? Coal'd."

"I made this joke. I said as I held me son for the first time."

"They say people and their pets start to look alike, which is why George Clooney is now tied to a tree in my backyard."