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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cyril ! Cyril who ? Cyril thing - no imitations here !"

"Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff? A: She thought her maxi pad had wings"

"I'd make a political joke but it would just end up being elected."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist insomniac? He was up all night wondering if there was a dog"

"They say a woman's work is never done. Maybe that's why they get paid less."

"What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits? A Curtis-y flush"

"What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space? Illegal Aryans"

"Why doesn't democracy work in china? Because no one wants to hold an erection."

"Is the KKK a good source of Potassium? Yes, because they're all bananas."

"What did the biologist's sister say to her sister after she dropped a beaker on her foot... Mitosis"