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"""Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Waldo, Not Waldo""--Where's Waldo Audiobook"

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"What do you call a slutty fisherman/woman? A hooker."
"Why did the hipster burn his tounge on his coffee? Cus he drank it before it was cool..."
"I recently went to Israel The showers and trains didn't work."
"If you're a vegan who does crossfit... which do you tell people first?"
"What kind of sword is good for chopping up young girls? A cutlass."
"I'm great at signalling for help on a sinking ship.. Just got a flare for it."
"I get so fustrated when people say ""supposably"" or ""irregardless"" I feel like I'm literally drownding"
"A racist joke What is the difference between a pizza and a black guy? A pizza can feed a family of four."
"Dear clear high heels, Thank you for helping me figure out who's a stripper and who's not."
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