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Joke of the Day
"Good Night, Sleep Tight, Don't let Mike Tyson bite."
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"dad, why does my cake say ""we dont want a talking cake"" ""its a long story son"""
"Escalator Literature. a step by step guide to reaching new levels"
"What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle? There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math."
"How much for the horse tornado? Sir, that's a carousel. I must have it."
"My idea of muslim-oriented bar failed miserably. But I really expected ""Allahu Ak-BAR"" to blow up the nightlife."
"I've been on Ashley Madison for over a year now. About time I got fucked."
"What do you call a movie set during a woman's menstral cycle? A period piece"
"""Girl, your rhinestone encrusted flip phone tricked me into thinking you were a princess!"" - No one ever"
"Whenever my teen cleans his room, I get a brand new set of dishes."