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Joke of the Day
"I created a Harry Potter thread in ask reddit. I wanted Sirius replies only."
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"What do you get when you have sex with the Quaker Oats guy? Oatmeal Creme Pies."
"Mistakenly punched premium at the gas pump today and now I have to sell one of my kids to the circus."
"Hey Reddit, Guess What? Chicken Butt..."
"only thing keeping me from being stripper is about 60 pounds"
"What's below the Pyrenees? A pair of ankles"
"Did you hear about the train that hit the deaf guy? Neither did he."
"What did Mike Tyson say when he saw Breaking Bad? That's methed-up!"
"My girlfriend talks to her dog like it's going to talk back. Kind of like when Christians talk to God."
"""Why is your blow up doll half deflated?"" ""She was getting a little heavy.."""