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Joke of the Day

"Floyd Mayweather was asked about remarks made by critics on last night's fight. He said ""I don't tend to read into things"""

"An angel in heaven was welcoming a new arrival. ""How did you get here?"" he asked. And the new angel replied ""Flu..."""

"Samsung developed an infinite space hard drive. Only problem is they're still formatting it."

"Some people say America is obese, but I blame our flag. Everyone knows that horizontal stripes make you look fatter."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I wouldn't pay good money to see a lentil."

"Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? His body decomposed."

"I was going to bring everyone on reddit some cool plants but unfortunately, I never botany"

"Steve Irwin would have survived if he was wearing sun screen It protects against harmful rays"

"Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare."

"Saw my neighbor in a peeing contest with his dog on his porch. My mum said there'd be days like this but she never said there'd be so many."