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Joke of the Day

"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog guy? Make me one with everything."

"A snake walks into a bar And the bartender yells, ""How the fuck did you just walk in here?!"""

"He's Fat! He's Skinny! Two Brothers, TOO FUNNY! Adam Sandler AND Adam Sandler in ""Bud is Thicker than Walter!"""

"Got so drunk last night that I was able to translate three Pearl Jam albums into English"

"I promised my wife I would not joke with her when she was PMSing. She has my word, period."

"Got a christmas card with rice in it It was from uncle ben"

"Guys, I know Charlie Sheen isn't winning right now. But at least he's positive."

"The expression should be ""seeing things eyes to eyes"". Otherwise you're suggesting a meeting of the minds between Cyclops"

"""Are you from Cincinnati?"" ""No. Bosboston."""

"What do you call a car that eats other cars? A carnivore."