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Joke of the Day

"The expression should be ""seeing things eyes to eyes"". Otherwise you're suggesting a meeting of the minds between Cyclops"

"I treat pavement like Tampax Because some bitches bleed on it!"

"Some people say I have a very short attention spanish is a very beautiful language."

"Nothing says I have faith in God like the bullet proof glass on the Pope's car."

"The biggest problem with getting my picture taken is anytime someone says ""Cheese!"" My immediate response is ""Where!!"""

"What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt? Culture"

"Just heard this oldie, but goodie from a friend Two does are walking out of a bar after a long night of drinking, and one turns to the other and says, ""I can't believe I just blew 30 bucks."""

"I got a new car that makes a lot of noise. It's the new audi-ble"

"Why did the hot dog vendor cry? He burned his wiener"

"The other day my doctor told me I had to stop masturbating... ...when I asked why, he said ""So I can finish the examination."""