100150
Joke of the Day
"How do Gay Men get divorced? Both sides get nothing."
Next Joke
"My black friends really enjoy hearing my lame jokes. It's almost like they've never been told dad jokes before..."
"Why is sex like a game of bridge? -You don't need a partner if you have a good hand."
"I need a man, not a boy. They will have much more structurally sound ideas for me to bypass the lava floor and make it to the blanket fort."
"I actually have a good Japanese joke. Anime'd it myself."
"If I was your alarm clock, how would I wake you up every morning? With a big dong......."
"Q: What happens when a T-Rex bites you? A: You get a dino-sore."
"What is a Ninja's favorite beverage? Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2"
"Gerard Butler is what I imagine Shrek would be like if he transformed back into a human."
"me: *kicks a stone* mountain: my baby"