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Joke of the Day
"I promised my wife I would not joke with her when she was PMSing. She has my word, period."
Next Joke
"What's Kermit the Frog's favorite song? ""Whib It"" by Devo."
"Sometimes I like to stick a band aid on the middle of my forehead and when somebody asks what happened I tell them I got shot."
"What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit? An anti-hissy-tamine."
"The iron vein ran out... It was only a minor issue though."
"What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names"
"How does a detective stay cool in hot summer? He works on a cold case."
"[takes e-cig from guy beside me & takes a hit] dude, your e-cig is broken GUY BESIDE ME: give me back my clarinet"
"90% of owning a dog is telling it to stop barking."
"What do you call a Hawaiian homosexual? A tropical fruit."