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Joke of the Day
"Guys, I know Charlie Sheen isn't winning right now. But at least he's positive."
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"""Hands up, don't shoot!"" cried the protester ""Take what you want, just don't kill me"" whimpered the store manager, dropping his gun and ending the terse standoff."
"Sometimes people say I look like Owen Wilson, and I always say the same thing to them Wooow, You're crazier than a road lizard."
"Indoor trash bin that keeps getting taller until someone finally decides to take it out."
"If Keanu Reeves was born with two X chromosomes, what would he be? A whoa-man."
"Don't care about baseball, but I love apple pie. Can I still be an American?"
"Q: What does a horny toad say? A: Rubbit"
"My 6 year old has already asked me 4,327 questions this morning. I'm seriously considering getting another Vasectomy just to be safe."
"Someone in South Korea accused North Korea of having assassination squads. That's a lie. On an unrelated note, I need that guy's address."
"The truth will set you free. Unless the truth is you committed murder. In which, the truth will get you 25 to life."