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Joke of the Day
"A snake walks into a bar And the bartender yells, ""How the fuck did you just walk in here?!"""
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"Him: What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god? Me: oh, um, science."
"HR: Can you explain this?? Me: I thought it was CORNhub, with recipes on how to make delicious corn and corn related dishes"
"Me: I think we need to break up Her: Now is not a good time Me: Okay *we ride the rollercoaster in silence*"
"What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette? A naked blonde doing cartwheels."
"Did you hear about the blonde who got detention for flirting with boys in class? She told the teacher she wanted to go down in history..."
"Here's a joke about North Korea [This post has been removed by the North Korean Government]"
"How do you blind fold an asian? You put floss over their eyes!"
"A German lands in Paris... Upon having his passport verified, the French officer asks him: -Occupation? -Oh, no no, just visiting!"
"What's fun about having sex with twenty-one year olds? You know, there is twenty of them"