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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime? A: Paddy O'Furniture!"
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"Why does Tiger have to take so many baths? Because he plays with Pooh all day."
"You know how I deal with migraines? I store them in migranary."
"I win most of my staring contests... ... because my opponents usually don't know they're playing."
"What is a worm's favorite city in Alabama? Squirming-ham"
"So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forget the rest of the joke, but your mother's a whore."
"What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel? A fireside rug you can get a good hump on. Source: Jo Brand on QI S3; Cat's Eyes"
"A frog goes to his doctor, the doctor says ""I'm afraid you're going to croak very soon."" the frog enjoys the joke and makes peace with death"
"Who makes more money: a prostitute or a drug dealer? Depends on who has the best crack."
"What's the difference between a lobster with breast implants, and a dirty bus stop? One's a crusty bus station, and the other's a busty crustacean!"