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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a lobster with breast implants, and a dirty bus stop? One's a crusty bus station, and the other's a busty crustacean!"

"Don't buy Colgate whitening toothpaste!! Label reads: Guaranteed whiteness in only 14 days... 15 days later and I'm still black."

"There is rumor of a new ""Amish Flu"" out of Pennsylvania... the symptoms are low grade fever, and you will get a little hoarse and Buggy."

"I get a lot of compliments on my stamp collection but philately will get you nowhere."

"What's the difference between a blowjob and a burger? Oh, you don't know? We should do lunch sometime."

"College is like unprotected sex... Good until you get tested"

"Why don't they let whales into strip clubs? They tend to humpback."

"Trump didn't lie when he said Mexico was going to pay for the wall... by securing his win, Mexico will start building to keep the Americans out of their country."

"Woman of my dreams My wife asked this morning, ""How come you don't wake up with an erection?"" I replied, ""Because you're the woman of my dreams."""

"Why do hot girls always travel in threes? Because they can't even."