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Joke of the Day
"What is a worm's favorite city in Alabama? Squirming-ham"
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"""Give it to me!"" she yelled ""Give it to me!"" She yelled. ""I'm so fucking wet, give it to me now!"" She could scream all she wanted. I was keeping the umbrella."
"Can I get a football meatlong? With please, cheese."
"Thinking about your eyeballs under your eyelids and wet pulsing organs under your skin is a terrible way to try to fall asleep."
"Whoa. There are books on TAPE? Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives."
"My son just paced back and forth dictating his letter to Santa like a high-powered CEO. Forget Prada, the Devil wears Ironman pyjamas."
"What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him? Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep."
"Why do gay clubs float so well? They're flambuoyant."
"Man of Steel question. When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be? Liberace?"
"When a man opens a car door for his wife it's either a new car or a new wife"