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Joke of the Day
"You know how I deal with migraines? I store them in migranary."
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"How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience? They all left."
"""I've got cat-like T-Rexes"" Don't you mean cat-like reflexes? *Tyrannosaurus pounces on you*"
"There's a whole world of people out there! *closes the door*"
"What do Japanese guys do when they have erections? Vote"
"I Heard that the Afterlife in Greek Mythology was Pretty Boring. I wonder why Hades didn't liven things up a bit."
"""Honey the baby is crowning!"" *Lifts up hospital gown* ""Well excuse me YOUR MAJESTY!"""
"Q: Knock knock. A: Who's there? Q: Control freak. Okay, now, you say, ""Control freak who?"""
"ME: where's your brother? OLDEST CHILD: where's another roll of duct tape? ME: *sprints to the basement*"
"What do you get from a forgetful cow? Milk of amnesia!"