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Joke of the Day

"Why does Tiger have to take so many baths? Because he plays with Pooh all day."

"My 2yr old pointed at my crotch and said, ""Big pee pee!"" I'm taking him with me everywhere I go from now on."

"Why was the paleontologist angry? Because he had a bone to pick."

"What's the difference between a shrimp with big tits and a bus station full of old people? One's a busty crustacean and the other's a crusty bus station!"

"What do you say when a Canadian won't listen to you? He'll have Nunavut"

"Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.' Ghost: Why don't you take a train? Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back."

"I got my first real 6-string Bought it at the 5 & dime Played it til my fingers bled Mom sued the guitar manufacturer & settled out of court"

"Q: Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road? A: So you'll never know which side he's on."

"Some people won't stop complaining about Steam's new updates... ... I guess they just can't see the Big Picture. (Just thought of this and wanted to share.)"

"Have you heard about the first restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere."