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Joke of the Day
"I win most of my staring contests... ... because my opponents usually don't know they're playing."
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"Confucius say... man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion."
"Welcome to our nearly empty restaurant. Please follow me to our worst table."
"Everybody loves my mom's cooking The only thing she's ever made that people didn't like was me"
"Never try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other."
"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four"
"What goes up and never comes down? Your age!"
"Way too young My friend just updated his status to ""I love my girlfriend <3"". I always knew he liked them young, but that is fucking ridiculous."
"What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle? He gets Toad"