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Joke of the Day
"I'm going to confess my love to this sore throat so it'll be gone when I wake up in the morning."
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"I love kids...But stop making me hold your baby. Why are you letting people touch your new born?!? I don't let people touch my new iPhone"
"It's confusing when a girl is both beautiful and doesn't listen to terrible music."
"The Wright Way ""I think it is wrong that one company makes Monopoly."" -Steven Wright"
"""These boobs are made for walking!"" -Inventor of FootBoobs."
"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws, the other is a pause at the end of a clause."