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Joke of the Day
"Why do photons travels slower through water? They having a float-on. it very good"
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"*standing behind home plate* -Beware of my dog-like reflexes. -Shouldn't it be cat-like reflexes? *catches baseball with my face*"
"I tried growing some thin fruit last month But there's been slim pickings."
"Someone called me racist for saying ""black paint"" I disagreed with him, since pointing out the color of paint does not infer anything about my opinions of different ethnicities"
"Sports Hockey has the Blues. Football has the Browns. Baseball has the Reds. What does basketball have? l l l l l The Blacks."
"What do they call their mistresses in Islamic countries? Haram Baes"
"A kid came to my door earlier dressed like a mime, so I pretended to put candy in his basket."
"What does the Secret Service say when Donald Trump gets shot at? ""Donald! Duck!"""
"My friend likes to read philosophy instead of going to the club to pick up chicks... One could say he puts Decartes before the whores"
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