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Joke of the Day

"What kind of car did Jesus drive? a manual."

"What was the Scientologist's favorite movie? The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Why, you ask? ... It was a cult classic!"

"Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers? Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!"

"If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights what happens?"

"Sometimes when I'm riding in an uber, I like to request another uber. Instant car chase."

"According to hotel AC, the difference between 72 degrees and 73 degrees is 40 degrees."

"Had to delete my Pokemon porn, because the new stuff is way better."

"Math is like another language 2n+2n is 4n to me"

"Getting tired of these people who come to my door, telling me I'm gonna burn unless I'm saved... The flashing lights on their trucks were pretty cool to see, though."

"Little Johnny & the Devil A Sunday school teacher asked Little Johnny, ""Do you believe in the Devil?"" ""No,"" said Little Johnny. ""It's the same as Santa Claus. I know it's my daddy."""