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Joke of the Day
"What kind of car did Jesus drive? a manual."
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"Did anyone else go into Monsters, Inc. thinking it was going to be a movie about a really big sink?"
"I'm the kind of person that likes to be honest on April Fools April fools!"
"People laugh cause I've got 3 cats, but come the next Ice Age, when I speed past you on my cat sled, who'll be laughing then?"
"what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothin'. she dun' been told twice."
"My extra sensitive toothpaste doesn't like it when I use other toothpastes."
"Tumblr is like junk food They're both filled with trans fat."
"What do your mom and a camel have in common? They both spit."
"Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener."
"I put off things I don't want to do until tomorrow because a small part of me is like ""Well maybe I'll be dead by then"""