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Joke of the Day
"what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothin'. she dun' been told twice."
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"The first Olympic sailing results are in England has taken gold, France has taken silver and Somalia has taken the boat."
"[writing own obituary before going to the zoo just in case] ""his hatred of lions was well known and dreamt of fighting one two of them"""
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He ate the pie before it was cool."
"How fast can a woman fuck? 68km/h, because at 69 she flips over and blows a rod."
"What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? If you weren't so fresh we wouldn't be in this jam."
"Hey teacher, i made a clock! ""Did you say Allahu Akbar?"""
"Sick at home with a temperature. Girlfriend says why are you so hot, ""I don't know I was born that way""."
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"A boy asks his dad Boy: Daddy why do we call Mr Brown, brown? Dad: Probably cause he poops brown. Boy: like Mr White I guess."