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Joke of the Day

"Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener."

"When you wear a cardigan for the very first time it's just called a card"

"6.9 is worse than 69 because... it's interrupted by a period."

"There's no ""creative"" way to arrange 29 sponsor logos. Let it go, walkathon t-shirt designer."

"A bought my girlfriend bondage supplies as a gag gift She was at a loss for words"

"""What are you doing tonight?"" Gonna smoke some Herb. ""Nice."" -guys who work in a crematorium"

"A mushroom walks into a bar... And the bartender says ""We don't serve your kind here"". So the mushroom says ""Why? I'm a fun guy""."

"Q: Why don't blacks fuck Afghans? A: Because they are going to make you blow."

"[On The Cross] Jesus:""Father, forgive them, fore they know no-"" Voice from the crowd:""DO THE WINE TRICK"""

"(Creating Atheists) God: Make some humans Sciencey Angel: Will they believe in you? God: No, but they'll be so surprised when we meet!"