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Joke of the Day

"People laugh cause I've got 3 cats, but come the next Ice Age, when I speed past you on my cat sled, who'll be laughing then?"

"What's the definition of Parity? Two parrots exactly the same!"

"What's the best joke you've ever come up with? Here's mine. >What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite dinner? >Stroganoff."

"What do you call a well hung black man? Dead."

"There was a kidnapping at my school last week... don't worry they woke him up."

"What does Belathor call his balls? His treasures."

"Alarm clocks should come with sounds like ""doll feet running into the closet"" Because I AM NOT HITTING SNOOZE WHEN I HEAR THAT SHIT"

"knock knock joke knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock who's there? fibonacci"

"Ever had that feeling where you just want to jump right out of bed? Me neither."

"What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus."