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Joke of the Day

"I'm the kind of person that likes to be honest on April Fools April fools!"

"My existential crisis began when I realized there is no ""I"" in ""me."""

"[OC] What type of music do Irish people listen to? Pubstep"

"What's Gordon Ramsey's second favorite movie? FROZE-- oh, nevermind."

"started my own brewery kindof just pour root beer into square bottles."

"How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas? Tarrif-ied."

"I'm writing a book about how people can free themselves from taking pictures of themselves. It's a selfie-help book."

"I'm always there for my friends when I need them."

"What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7? They both suffered the loss of one very important port."

"Me and the wife had a argument about what desserts to have, it turned into a custardy battle."