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Joke of the Day
"I'm the kind of person that likes to be honest on April Fools April fools!"
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"*donates body to science* Science: ""I have a boyfriend"""
"A magician was walking down the street ...and turned into a grocery store."
"I watch Amateur BDSM for the same reason people watch NASCAR the accidents."
"How many punks does it take to change a light bulb? None. Punks never changed anything."
"""Doctor, how bad is it?"" ""I mean, you're just not a great singer. I don't know why you needed a doctor to confirm for you, but there it is."""
"My friend told me about a wonder food that he discovered that contains protein, fiber, and good fats That's nuts, I told him"
"Q: What's gray and comes in pints? A: An elephant."
"After spending 45 minutes eavesdropping on a crazy girl giving advice to another crazy girl, I really don't know how we're not extinct yet."
"Picture a sandwich. Now picture another sandwich that talks. Picture a third sandwich. I'm really high."