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Joke of the Day
"What do your mom and a camel have in common? They both spit."
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"This baby at McDonalds may have started the screaming competition, but I guarantee I'm going to win it."
"PLOT TWIST: MARIJUANA is the drug against wars."
"Did Torres play for every other EPL club before Chelsea ? .... Because he never celebrated scoring a goal."
"How to be depressed Step 1. Go to 1973 and sell 10% shares of apple for $800 Step 2. Realise those 10% is worth $43 billion nowadays."
"Life is a lot like chess You've always got to be thinking two steps ahead. And most people want to be white."
"Two scientists walk into a bar... One asks for a H2O, the other asks for a H2O too. The bartender hands them both glasses of water and asks them why they're talking in scientific terms."
"Just heard Justin Bieber vowed not to return to the UK after his disastrous tour here. Well done the UK. Well done."
"What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera? CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing."
"What's the difference between Turkey and Duck? Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide."