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Joke of the Day

"Rock stars & earrings Rock stars are known for having multiple earrings or crazy piercings, but no one has topped Kurt Cobain, who went so far as to put a 12 gauge in his mouth."

"Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with 5 guys? She came home with a big, red snapper."

"My Friend is too smart My Friend said that Onion is the only food that can make You cry. I threw a Coconut at his nose. I know I am smart :D."

"""Is there a Mr. Fields?"" I say to my twelfth cookie, all the while knowing she's all mine."

"50 cent is so broke I bet two of him couldn't even make a dollar."

"My favorite here lately.... Helen Keller walks into a bar. And then a table. And then a chair...."

"Pimples on teenagers are asterisks on things they say* *Listener discretion is advised"

"Angelina's Twins Photographed In Public For First Time"

"There are only 3 types of redditors... Those that post,"

"Democratic debate is in Flint, Michigan ""Would you like some water Secretary??"""" ""No, not at all!"""