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Joke of the Day
"50 cent is so broke I bet two of him couldn't even make a dollar."
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"How does a vampire enter his house? Through the bat flap."
"A Stupid Boyfriend Thought LOL Meant ""Lots Of Love"". So He Sent This Text To His Girlfriend,""You Are Only Girl Of My Life.......LOL""."
"Skinny Jeans All jeans are skinny jeans if you're fat enough."
"Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly."
"[sex ed in middle school] Teacher: ""Today we are having sex ed"" Ed: hell yeah we are! Teacher: ""Education"""
"Block the toddler from the kitchen while I sweep left, handoff the baby, pass you a bottle and take a shower. On 2. Go! Football parenting"
"I'm a social person. I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why."
"The Bank of America app randomly disappeared off my phone and now I'm wondering how much money I spent last night."
"The lord said to John ""Come forth and receive eternal life""... But John came in fifth and won a toaster instead."