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Joke of the Day

"Angelina's Twins Photographed In Public For First Time"

"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once year."

"Guys, they lied to us. Peach was never in any real danger and Mario and Bowser are buddies. I saw all of them hanging out and go-karting."

"Why do ducks try to avoid eating out? They're always stuck with a bill."

"What is a paranoid man's favorite food? Who wants to know?"

"Why did truffle get invited to the party? Cos he was a fun-guy"

"If I ever get attacked by a shark I can only hope that I'm smart enough to get out at least one Jaws quote before I go under."

"The U.K. Summarized in two sentences. ""No Scotland, you cannot leave the UK."" ""Hey Scotland, let's leave the EU."""

"When I have a tough decision, I ask myself... ""What would Jesus do?"" Then, I remember how things turned out for him... And, flip a coin."

"Where does a dog go to buy shoes? Reebark"