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Joke of the Day

"My Friend is too smart My Friend said that Onion is the only food that can make You cry. I threw a Coconut at his nose. I know I am smart :D."

"People think i am so incapable of doing anything on my own that even if i commit suicide they would say it was murder."

"A man was asked if he was Indecisive He couldn't make up his mind."

"What do you get when you put a live rabbit in the oven? A hot cross bun."

"I just bought a pair of glasses from Zenni Optical. 20/20 would buy again."

"If you're driving a getaway car just remember the best way to lose the cops is to ship them via the post office"

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming in panic like everyone else in the car."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cecil ! Cecil who ? Cecil have music whereever she goes.... !"

"all ramen noodles come from one impossibly long noodle of disputed origins. no one knows how much is left or what will happen when it's gone"

"What does a Knight do at night? Nighty Night"